Vone European Size Larger

This is a "conversation Bits" poem. I take one line of random conversation and build a poem around it. This one gets a little naughty at the end so be forewarned! 

I am a tradesman by family decree

like my ol' man and his ol' man

who all came before me

bred and born on the open sea

brought up as a tradesman

by a trade family

Now, I run these watery routes

from the US of A

onward toward ol' Par-ee

and any wheres, in between

but times are tough

and merchants are cheap

and at times I must take a passenger

just to make ends meet.
I am the Captain of this ship
and I have a crew to feed

So I take them home to the US of A

from Ol' Par-ee

She was a pretty dame

carried class and style,

just like ol' Par-ee

said "I will pay my passage

upon me arriving safe-lee"

then " I just do not understand

jour Ameri-can mon-ee"

with her french cigarettes

and her french perfume

She was the first damn dame

to pull one over on me

on board my vessel

from Ol' Par-ee

Now that broad, she was

a likin' on me

and I was a likin' on her

bein' dressed so purdy

So, Oh Par-ee!

She smelled so sweet

like, Honeysuckle and Mon-ee.

Whooee! this pretty little french lady

was a sight to see

likin' on me

all the way from ol' Par-ee

I walked her to the cabin door

" Sir, I bid you...adieu

      but first Jou must come in before

so I can give you a small pre-sent

 and ze royal tour?"

Her body was sultry

  and her voice a low roar

and I was asked to come aboard....

along the route from Ol' Par-ee

She removes her class and her style

and hangs her dress on the door

" Now, do jou vant vat

the usual gentlemen vant?...

or vould jou like

    a little some-thing more......

perchance, to pay my board?...

from Ol' Par-is"

Uh Oh! this pretty little french lady

was a pretty little french whore!

with my bits in her hand

and my pants on the floor

she says " Sir, I am con-cerned.

that it will not rise any farther

I vould pre-fer vor it to be..

may-be

Just vone, European size larger.

More- is- more,

of vat I am looking vor"

said that pretty little french whore.

Just outside the US of A

and just off shore,

I threw that
pretty little french wench
overboard.

No thank you, kind-lee

Ol' Par-ee

~ M. Sneed